MBA student vs BE
student
THIS JOKE WON AN AWARD FOR THE BEST JOKE IN BRITAIN
some hours later BE student wakes up his MBA friend and says:
"Look up in the sky, and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies :" I see millions of stars."
The BE ask ,"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute...
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of stars.
Astrologically, it tells me
SATURN is in LEO.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately, quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident that Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
what does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment and then speaks:
"Practically.... someone has stolen our tent."
"ENGINEERING= 100% COMMON SENSE"
THIS JOKE WON AN AWARD FOR THE BEST JOKE IN BRITAIN
A MBA and a BE student go on
a camping trip,
set up their tent , and fell asleep,
set up their tent , and fell asleep,
some hours later BE student wakes up his MBA friend and says:
"Look up in the sky, and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies :" I see millions of stars."
The BE ask ,"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute...
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of stars.
Astrologically, it tells me
SATURN is in LEO.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately, quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident that Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
what does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment and then speaks:
"Practically.... someone has stolen our tent."
"ENGINEERING= 100% COMMON SENSE"
JAI HO ALL ENGINEERS
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