The statement states it all..........do i need
to be more detailed?
1. My astrologer said if i break up with u, then u will find a
better person than me....so i m doing this for u!!!
2. My dog likes u more than me...so i think v should break up..
3. I guess ma doggy is falling for u & i don't want him to be
hurt so u enjoy with him........
4. Not weird but certainly lame- " i gotta concentrate on my
studies now!!"
5. You seem to endanger my bachelorhood so now we need to break
up...
6. ....and i thot u were rich !
7. I guess ma preferences r changing so v better break off!
8. I cant stop thinking bout ma ex its beta v breakup!
9. My neighbors Doggy saw us together & i think he might spit
it out in front of the whole world so its beta v break off!
10. Man what have u done to your hair the other day mah mom was
asking who was that alien with you, so dude i am calling it off
!!
11. I wanted to check if i have the guts to break off & guess
what i have, so bye!
12. Now that ur sis is married i don't c any point of continuing
with u, i am calling it off!
13. We need to be friends so...lets break up n be best frnds!
14 .I don't like your mother's uncle's wife's brother's third
cousin's pet's distant relative...nah...never gonna happen!!
15. What u like cats,but i don't like
so get out from my life u cat lover !!
16. Gal lets breakup..just for a change ,i promise!!
17. Baby i saw a Married couple quarreling...tho v r not married
yet.. but do not want to quarrel with u in future....so may i ask u
to GET LOST !
18. To a tall guy: u make me feel short so lets break up....
19. My mom told me to stay away from boys.................so
bye!
20. My last sem results were terrible......i need to top dis
time!!!!!!!!
