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Me & My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

  1. shubhi saidThu, 28 Aug 2008 08:29:33 -0000 ( Link )

    What more to say? Just loved it.

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  2. rkmittal saidThu, 28 Aug 2008 08:37:53 -0000 ( Link )

    vowwwwww--

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  3. oLahav saidThu, 28 Aug 2008 13:14:45 -0000 ( Link )

    When I talk to my colleagues, I’m interrupting the working environment.
    When my boss talks to his colleagues, he’s socializing.

    (If my boss reads this- I’m just joking!)

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  4. rkmittal saidThu, 28 Aug 2008 16:54:19 -0000 ( Link )

    good addendum.

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  5. gauravjain26 saidFri, 29 Aug 2008 04:13:46 -0000 ( Link )

    If i need a break, I am good for nothing.
    If he needs a break, he is over stressed.

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  6. rkmittal saidFri, 29 Aug 2008 04:45:19 -0000 ( Link )

    haha …........ it cud be endless!

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  7. gauravjain26 saidTue, 02 Sep 2008 07:34:07 -0000 ( Link )

    If I forget some % or data in a presentation, i am careless and have no knowledge in regard
    If he forgets, he is not supposed to be an encyclopaedia.

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  8. Ishita-16 saidSun, 03 May 2009 16:58:04 -0000 ( Link )

    Well said all of u. I m not experienced enough to comment but it was lovely…..................

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