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Finish the joke test
A test by
Oren Lahav
.
Test Questions
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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Depends whether it's a English-speaking or French-speaking bulb
1 or 2
Depends on how many of them are hockey players
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How many Green-party members does it take to change a lightbulb?
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5
Come on, the green party can't change anything
None, someone else will do it for them
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What would you call a rhino in a phone-booth?
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Stuck
I don't know
A rhino in a phone booth
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because it had a green light
To visit the Starbucks on the other side
Why not?
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How can a mouse and a duck start with the same letter?
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The duck is actually a moose
They can't
The mouse's name is Dorothy
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What is a giraffe doing in a shoe shop?
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Buying shoes
Returning the shoes she just bought- the heels were too tall
She works there
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
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To get away from his wife
Because the chicken did
Because he wanted to
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How did the piano get to the top floor?
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Some guys pulled it up
The stairs
Same way the bookcase did.
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